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#so effing adorable

Phoebe Buffay Best Comebacks

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dubiousculturalartifact:

Because some days I have exactly ZERO patience for Martha Jones hate.

  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-

  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS

  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.

  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE

  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.

  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER

  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.

  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW

  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...

  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.

  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.

  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM

  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.

  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO

  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-

  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK

  • DC: Wait-

  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR

  • DC: I didn't-

  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA

  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE

  • Marvel: PEACE

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Andrew and Emma photobombing each other ♥

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#is it me or are they...nevermind
Play Count : 57369 plays

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celebritiesandmovies:

The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke that would end when he came back into the library and said, “Forgot my pencil”, but no one could come up with a joke for that punchline.

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officialunitedstates:

police officer:  lets canvas the neighborhood

me:  okay I will go to home depot and buy some strong, coarse unbleached cloth made from hemp, flax, cotton, or a similar yarn, used to make items such as sails and tents and as a surface for oil painting

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that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

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thesassiestsamwinchester:

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schmergo:

A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes

orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp

twelve year old Daniel Radcliff shoving a nearly-naked Orlando Bloom into his closet

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piraticoctopus:

I know I’m super late to the party but I brought cookies

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#lmfaoooooo

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Clint Barton & Natasha Romanoff - two master assassins…

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